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March 31 2012

  • Question: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
  • Answer: One but it takes all of congress to have a patrician debate about if and who'll do it.
  • Republican #1: That lightbulb's been there since I was elected, we're not changing it!
  • Democrat #1: But it's dark
  • Republican #2: It was too light before, we shouldn't change it.
  • Women Democrat: Here! I'll change it!
  • Republican #3: I won't accept women changing our lightbulbs.
  • Democrat #2: Wait a second...
  • Republican #4: It says nothing of lightbulbs in the bible, therefore lightbulbs are abominations of nature
  • America: We give up