1. kfullstop:

the holy grail of bathroom decorations

    kfullstop:

    the holy grail of bathroom decorations

  2. castielscompanion:

    ollivander:

    herekitty:

    Women dressed as mermaids in Disneyland 1960

    HOLLERS NO U DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!! Disney hired teenagers in the 60’s to literally be mermaids they held open auditions and the only requirements were that you had long hair and were a strong swimmer and they gave them mirrors and other props and they literally spent their days swimming and waving I heard a story once about sailors visiting the park and one of them jumped in with the mermaids THIS WAS JUST„ SO COOL I WANT TO BE A MERMAID! YELLs

    I know someone whose Mom was one of the mermaids, it’s all very cool.

    (Source: drsimples)

  3. nsfwjynx:

    nottheoneicheckatwork:

    kalynnemarie:

    BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

    I beg to differ.

    If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

    I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

  4. lennykravitzscarf:

    nuodai:

    rcah:

    there is nothing wrong with pretending your life is a wes anderson film 

    monotonous and lacking of people of color ?

    (Source: clockest)

  5. nevver:

Fortune cookie

    nevver:

    Fortune cookie

    (Source: asthmatickitty.com)

  6. criminalballoon:

    nononcrackuzure:

    halodudette:

    maria-amino:

    dioburandou:

    pleae swatch thi sthis is my absolute favourite video please

    sHIT

    How in the fuck does this work so well?

    I was nOT ready for tha t

    MY BODY WAS NOT READY

    this is a piece of post modern art. this needs to be in a museum yesterday

  7. (Source: diamoncls)

  8. mykotaku:

    Persona 5 TGS Trailer

  9. kurgs:

    skeletongrazed:

    skeletongrazed:

    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

  10. foodchewer:

    secretlifeofawasian:

    foodchewer:

    just got my first boner

    Congratulations

    thanks it was hard