1. portalgifs:

    NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

    WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT’S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUCKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

    (Source: bustedbitmap)

  2. sammysdimples:

    mcchampionpants:

    newpope:

    piobrando:

    this is my favorite family feud moment

    image

    no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

    I’m crying

  3. brainstatic:

    For all you kids worried that the choices you make at 18 determine the rest of your life, please keep in mind that Retta (Donna from Parks and Rec) is a Duke-trained chemist who spent her 20s making HIV medication.

  4. volumist:

omgwang:

the school removed the mirror in the bathroom and someone wrote on the wall

I really love this photo

    volumist:

    omgwang:

    the school removed the mirror in the bathroom and someone wrote on the wall

    I really love this photo

  5. godblesstyleroakley:

    2srooky:

    andystjohn:

    'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

    hey hey
    you you
    i don’t like your fun fact

    No way
    No way
    I think you need to stop that

  6. katelinnea:

    nedian:

    I love when cats decide they love something.

    That is a very patient bunny.

    (Source: faunasworld-moved)

  7. sheepy-doodle:

    sheepy-doodle:

    (Source: wittyandcharming)

  8. cutie-hanji-zoe:

    toxxic-fairyy:

    This guy has the biggest balls

    i just have one question to ask you son

    did she say yes?

    "yes"

    hell ye

    (Source: my-jane-doe)

  9. alinatotheleft:

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

    alinatotheleft:

    flexblr:

    youknowimgood4it:

    Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

    Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

    "Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

  10. par-28:

Juno: I think I’m in love with you.
Bleek: You mean as friends?
Juno: No… I mean for real. ‘Cause you’re, like, the coolest person I’ve ever met, and you don’t even have to try, you know…
Bleek: I try really hard, actually.

    par-28:

    Juno: I think I’m in love with you.

    Bleek: You mean as friends?

    Juno: No… I mean for real. ‘Cause you’re, like, the coolest person I’ve ever met, and you don’t even have to try, you know…

    Bleek: I try really hard, actually.